Training
From ibikeu Wiki
Training is an unusual activity followed primarily by those involved in some form of racing as otherwise it makes little sense to commit so much time to something that takes years for any substantial physical improvement. Advocates of training usually explain that they "feel younger," "have increased stamina," "get all the ladies." However, it is interesting to note that these same effects can be found while binge drinking. Ultimately training isn't advised because there will always be someone genetically superior to you.
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Benifits of Training
- Superior physical fitness
- Enlarged ego
- Increased life span
- Faster bike commute times
- Increased desire on the part of both sexes to feel your legs
- Art school students studying anatomy want to stare at your calves
Detriments of Training
- Lack of a social life
- Sobriety
- Regimented schedule
- Entering your heart rate readings into a spreadsheet
- Periods of interrupted training result in withdrawal
Not Training
- Heavy drinking
- Urban social bicycle ride
- Critical Mass
