The Sodomites
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Roster
The team is comprised of three members:
Tactics
In athletic conquests The Sodomites are primarily know by their divisive, elusive, sultry, esoteric and unavoidably dangerous tactics. While it has been difficult for outsiders to observe the intricate ballet that the three members perform on the field it must be noted that their rise to power was strategically executed with utmost proper form (pinkies up!).
Key attributes of The Sodomites tactics:
- Excessive alcohol drinking.
- Always being the crowd favorite (not to mention home team).
- Properly used equipment disguised as improperly use equipment.
- Superior strategy disguised as confusion.
- Torn vocal chords.
- Winning by loosing.
- Playing the sore looser (and then drinking, lots!).
History
Formed on a whim, during the Bikerowave's 2007 Labor Day BBQ, The Sodomites assembled in what could only be called a haphazard group. It wasn't until hours (and beers) later, when these ragtag hoodlums would become the dominating bike polo powerhouse for which they are known today.
Reunion Tour
For a number of years, rumors had been circulating about The Sodomites regrouping for a USO good-will tour. However, these rumors were merely speculation and hearsay as they were constantly and fervently denied by The Sodomites' Press Minister. Most of the rumors are believed to have been started by avid fans trying to regenerate popularity for the forgotten team.
Where are they are now?
- E-Rock has since quit the competitive field of bike polo and has since relocated to North Bend, Indiana in order to tend to his pygmy goat herd. Rumor has it that he has dabbled in bike polo coaching.
- Spook was utterly inept at handling the spotlight that came consequent to the success of The Sodomites. Pressures from the bike polo circuit led him to illegal steroid use which resulted in addiction, abuse and on numerous occasions, the threat of being barred from the sport altogether. Spook's bike polo career and popularity ultimately ended abruptly after his appearance as a Emmy award presenter during which defecated on stage during live television. He died at his Beverly Hills estate during a freak accident in which his circus canon malfunctioned, shooting him straight into neighbor Siegfried Fischbacher's tiger paddock.
- Brian cannot be traced as his surname has never been known. However, there have been reports that he now lives in Maui as a vanilla bean farmer and makes a killer iced cappuccino.
