E-Rock
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Current Status
- is a jerk.
- Has started training for the 08-09 cyclocross season.
- Likes your bike.
- digs that attitude.
- will Make it Happen.
- is currently rehabbing the ITB in his right knee.
- has fantasies about being a Cat 1 racer.
- is currently Employed
- dances like a maniac.
- his car Smokey the Bandit is perpetually dirty.
- currently believes himself to be the South-Western most active Westsida.
Goals
- Upgrade from Cool Guy to International Cool Guy.
- Create the longest/largest user entry on the Ibikeu wiki
Involvement with Midnight Ridazz
- is a member of the Los Angelopes.
- takes pride in Cubcamp.
- is a co-founder and organizer for FreakFest 2008.
- built Hulk.
- co-built Gladys with Spook and Brassknuckle.
- plays bike polo from time to time.
- is a Mechanic at Bikerowave on Monday nights.
- is a prominent member in Westside of Los Angeles bike activity.
E-Rock's Bikes
- Hulk, A tall bike built using two Nishiki MTB frames.
- Joker, Brakeless fixed gear built using an unidentifiable steel road frame found in a junk yard in San Jose, CA, currently running 46x16.
- Goldie, The girlfriend bike, a single speed which is two sizes too small for E-Rock, so it fits any young ladies that he cannot carry on his back.
- Rad-Rad (name pending), 2002 Lemond Poprad Cyclocross bike.
- Evergreen, Bike polo bike, currently running 26x16.
 The Hulk, a tallbike |
 Rad-Rad, E-Rock's Cyclocross bike |
Notable Achievements
- Won the freak bike category at the 1st Annual Roy's to RRRR Poker Run.
- Did not get maimed, hurt or killed Zoobombing in Portland, OR.
- Has been to the future and back several times.
- Team Captain of the San Jose State Sailing Team from 2004-2006.
Trivia
- E-Rock is an accomplished mariner.
- E-Rock is not a player, he just crushes a lot.
- E-Rock is a notable designer.
- E-Rock is not currently a boyfriend, but is taking resumes for one.
- E-Rock has been the sexiest photo on the Midnight Ridazz website twice.
- E-Rock considers Spook his heterosexual life partner.
- Eric Colton is an anagram for Trice Colon.
- E-Rock often times talks in grunts, moans and whistles, making one wonder if he was actually ever taught proper English.
- E-Rock is actually an onomatopoeia.
- It has been theorized that E-Rock does not eat foods ending in the letters 'f', 'k', upper-case 'P' or the fraction ½.
- E-Rock was once a member of the über-Core Elite bike polo team, The Sodomites.
- E-Rock plans to die laughing, or get eaten by a shark (how cool would that be!!!)
- E-Rock is an ambassador of LA bike culture.
- Funny thing is that E-Rock actually has relatives in South Bend, Indiana.. so him moving to North Bend, Indiana is a strange possibility.
- E-Rockupied (v): The act of being consumed or involved with E-Rock in such a way that you are unable to attend other activities.
- Usage: "I would have gone out to the semi-annual Quantum Physics luncheon yesterday but I was totally E-Rockupied, and ended up at C.R.A.N.K. MOB, wearing a spandex skinsuit, riding a goat... and that's the last thing I really remember..."
