Anatomy of a Cyclist
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Cyclists two-wheeled vertebrate of the Homo Sapien family, native to almost 95% of the Earth's non-submerged land masses. The Cyclist exhibits unique genetic adaptations which give it the ability to cope with modern environments. Most notable of these is the existence of bicycle appendage. The bicycle appendage comes in a variety of materials, colors and shapes and is usually unique to the individual. They are generally social animals and can be seen in small harems to large herds.
Cyclists can be found in a variety of habitats from the strictly urban environment to the great plains, vast deserts and frozen tundra which cover this planet. Some cyclists have even evolved bicycle appendages which allow them to traverse water, although this mutation is exceedingly rare.
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Evolution
While it is unclear as to when the modern Cyclists first branched from its homo sapien lineage, it is apparent that they have been evolving rapidly in recent years.
The documented Cyclist displayed a bicycle appendage seemingly made from wood, which through Natural Selection eventually evolved into the efficient, dominant Cyclist seen today.
Physical Attributes
At first glance the Cyclist can be rather disorientating and confusing. But upon further analysis can be broken down into two distinct components, the bicycle appendage and the Meat Popsicle.
Bicycle Appendage
The most unique attribute of the cyclist is it's bicycle appendage which is a rarity in the animal kingdom because of it's ability to separate from and later rejoin the cyclist reguarly without injury, as well as be shared with other cyclists, and sometimes (with little success) other species entirely. The current bicycle appendage typically exhibits a chain-drive, removable wheels, cased in rubber (for protection from the elements) and a frame, which depending on the sub-genus is developed from a variety of materials. It is typically meshed with the Meat Popsicle through a "seat" and "pedals." During the development of the Cyclist it will often discard it's bicycle appendage as it grows, or replace it to meet the demands of its environment. It is not unusual to see a Cyclist actually evolve several different bicycle appendages which it will use interchangeably depending on the season, location or activity.
Bicycle appendages can be found in a variety of materials and orientations. Please view the Bicycle article for more information on these unique attributes.
Meat Popsicle
The Meat Popsicle is the fleshy sensory component of the cyclist which controls the homeostasis of the cyclist as well as perform regular maintenance for proper health. The Meat Popsicle closely resembles that of a Homo Sapien Sapien and cross species breeding is not uncommon, although there are several key features which one can use to distinguish a Meat Popsicle from a standard Homo Sapien Sapien:
